I doubt any option wasn't covered, but I just want to roll and imagine

Well, I guess 2d6 to see which tables will I use, ne?

Character One comes from: 2 - Pathetic Table
Character Two comes from: 2 - Pathetic Table

he, this will be pathetic D:

Character one is... *rolls d20* 19

switching to Light and getting... 5, Bozzok!

Second char is... *rolls d20* 7, Horace Greenhilt!

So I get Bozzok <3 Horace, I roll on the Plot Device 6, In the afterlife

Ok, wow