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Any chance you want to come back up and visit family ? [CHARISMATIC]
Oh really? That's awesome... I'm nearer to Cedarville, if you know where that is. Maybe you went to my uncle's Optometry office, for your awesome specs [SINCERE]
God this place sucks. Come save me. [BLUFF]
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