Here's my story about Redcloak X Tsukiko X Julio Scoundrel :
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Tsukiko and Redcloak are preparing together a dark plan for Xykon.
Tsukiko : So I think we should use less goblins and more zombies
Redcloak : No, zombies are totally mindless and Roy has a undead killing sword, so goblins are a lot more useful in this situation.
Tsukiko : Yeah, you're maybe right, beautiful.
Redcloak : What? You called me beautiful and you think that goblins are better? What's wrong with you, Tsukiko?
Tsukiko : I just had a revelation, I was not in love with Xykon, but with you, Reddy.
Redcloak : No! That's just purely wrong I hate humans! I can't love a human woman, even as beautiful as you!
Tsukiko : So you think I'm beautiful, Reddy?
Redcloak : Yes! No! Maybe!
Tsukiko : Don't be shy.
They then almost shared a kiss, but before this moment of romance, a man entered by the window.
? : Let the girl free, greeny!
Tsukiko & Redcloak : What!?
? : You heard me the first time, let the girl free!
Redcloak : Who are you, human!
? : I am Julio Scoundrel, the world sexiest man, before they raised Valentino again.
Redcloak : You're not that sexy!
Tsukiko : No, you're wrong, Reddy, he's sexy as hell.
Redcloak : What! You think he's sexy! I thought you loved me!
Julio Scoundrel : Love you! You're only a pathetic goblin!
Redcloak : Pathetic, I'll show you pathetic! Desintegrate!
Julio made a backflip and evade the spell he then charged at Redcloak with his rapier saying :
Julio : I ate a pickle that was as green as you, yesterday!
Redcloak fell on his knee the charisma of Julio to high for a priest to support that damage.
Julio : Prepare to die!
Tsukiko : Stop fighting for me! We have enough Tsukiko for you two, sweethearts.
Julio : But...
Redcloak : Yeah... she's right.
Tsukiko : So, let's go to my room, but before we'll ask if Xykon wants some action.
Redcloak & Julio : Good Idea!
Redcloak : But not for the part with Xykon.
I didn't know she actually called him Reddy!
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