So here's a not so good written, but still brain liquifying story about the love between Thog and Sabine

Chapter 1 : Nale's depart
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Nale, Thog and Sabine are in a cheap inn discussing :

Nale : Team, we have to destroy my brother and his team of retarded adventurers.

Thog : Thog like not-nale and ice cream!

Nale : No Thog, you don't like Elan, you hate him!

Thog : Thog hate not-nale?

Nale : Yes!

Thog : Ok, then.

Sabine : Can we come back to the subject, please?

Nale : Ok, so I'll leave for a week or so to find my brother and his team, while, you will stay here.

Sabine : With Thog?

Nale : Yes, he's a barbarian he can protect you.

Thog : Nale leave Thog with demon girl?

Nale : Yes Thog and be gentle with her.

Sabine : I don't want to stay with Thog.

Nale : You will!

Sabine : Please, don't leave me with Thog.

Nale : I'm leaving now so do what you want but with Thog.

Sabine : But sweetheart!

Thog : Bye, Nale don't hurt Not-Nale.

Nale : Shut up!

Nale then left the inn leaving Thog and Sabine alone for a week.


Chapter 2 : It ain't easy being green
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Thog and Sabine are in the same room, the silence is suddendly broke by Thog :

Thog : Wanna get some ice cream?

Sabine : No!

Thog : Demon girl say that cause Thog is green.

Sabine : No, that's not because of that...

Thog : It's because demon girl fat and ugly.

Sabine : What did you say! You worthless piece of soylent green.

Thog : Lawyer behind you!

Sabine : What?

Thog : Nothin'

Thog : Thog's sad, demon girl not funny and happy with him

Sabine : Please, don't cry Thog.

Thog : Thog's not crying, Thog's sad, because Thog want ice cream.

Sabine : Let's go get some ice creams.

Thog : Can you hold my hand?

Sabine : ...

Thog : ?

Sabine : Yeah, Thog.

So they went, hand in hand, to the ice cream parlor.


Chapter 3 : Highway to hell
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After they ate their ice creams Thog and Sabine were still holding hands.

Thog : Demon girl can stop holding Thog hand now.

Sabine : Yeah. (Blushes)

Thog : What do we do next?

Sabine : I need to go to talk to my superiors for now, I'll be back soon.

Thog : Take the highway.

Sabine : What?

Thog : It's faster!

Sabine left the room through a portal and left Thog alone.

Thog : Thog find demon girl nice to Thog just like a puppy, if Thog could have one.

Thog then went to sleep. The next day when he woke up Sabine was in the same bed as him.

Thog : What is demon girl doing!?

Sabine (Woking Up) : I was scared and wanted you to protect me.

Thog : Thog think demon girl don't like Thog

Sabine : You're pretty nice in fact, Thoggy.

Thog : Who?

Sabine : And the fact that you're dumb as mud is cute.

Thog : Like a puppy

Sabine : Yeah, like a puppy.

They then went back to sleep together, Thog holding Sabine in his arm to protect her.


It's all I have for today, I'll make more soon, or not, if everybody thinks that my story is a worthless piece of green soylent.