So here's a not so good written, but still brain liquifying story about the love between Thog and Sabine
Chapter 1 : Nale's depart
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Nale, Thog and Sabine are in a cheap inn discussing :
Nale : Team, we have to destroy my brother and his team of retarded adventurers.
Thog : Thog like not-nale and ice cream!
Nale : No Thog, you don't like Elan, you hate him!
Thog : Thog hate not-nale?
Nale : Yes!
Thog : Ok, then.
Sabine : Can we come back to the subject, please?
Nale : Ok, so I'll leave for a week or so to find my brother and his team, while, you will stay here.
Sabine : With Thog?
Nale : Yes, he's a barbarian he can protect you.
Thog : Nale leave Thog with demon girl?
Nale : Yes Thog and be gentle with her.
Sabine : I don't want to stay with Thog.
Nale : You will!
Sabine : Please, don't leave me with Thog.
Nale : I'm leaving now so do what you want but with Thog.
Sabine : But sweetheart!
Thog : Bye, Nale don't hurt Not-Nale.
Nale : Shut up!
Nale then left the inn leaving Thog and Sabine alone for a week.
Chapter 2 : It ain't easy being green
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Thog and Sabine are in the same room, the silence is suddendly broke by Thog :
Thog : Wanna get some ice cream?
Sabine : No!
Thog : Demon girl say that cause Thog is green.
Sabine : No, that's not because of that...
Thog : It's because demon girl fat and ugly.
Sabine : What did you say! You worthless piece of soylent green.
Thog : Lawyer behind you!
Sabine : What?
Thog : Nothin'
Thog : Thog's sad, demon girl not funny and happy with him
Sabine : Please, don't cry Thog.
Thog : Thog's not crying, Thog's sad, because Thog want ice cream.
Sabine : Let's go get some ice creams.
Thog : Can you hold my hand?
Sabine : ...
Thog : ?
Sabine : Yeah, Thog.
So they went, hand in hand, to the ice cream parlor.
Chapter 3 : Highway to hell
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After they ate their ice creams Thog and Sabine were still holding hands.
Thog : Demon girl can stop holding Thog hand now.
Sabine : Yeah. (Blushes)
Thog : What do we do next?
Sabine : I need to go to talk to my superiors for now, I'll be back soon.
Thog : Take the highway.
Sabine : What?
Thog : It's faster!
Sabine left the room through a portal and left Thog alone.
Thog : Thog find demon girl nice to Thog just like a puppy, if Thog could have one.
Thog then went to sleep. The next day when he woke up Sabine was in the same bed as him.
Thog : What is demon girl doing!?
Sabine (Woking Up) : I was scared and wanted you to protect me.
Thog : Thog think demon girl don't like Thog
Sabine : You're pretty nice in fact, Thoggy.
Thog : Who?
Sabine : And the fact that you're dumb as mud is cute.
Thog : Like a puppy
Sabine : Yeah, like a puppy.
They then went back to sleep together, Thog holding Sabine in his arm to protect her.
It's all I have for today, I'll make more soon, or not, if everybody thinks that my story is a worthless piece of green soylent.