I have eliminated the little "X". He was the first to fall. Then I beat the snot out of the Recycling Bin for not giving me my money, and fed him to the Ctrl-Alt-Del function.
Against me, you're firewalls will turn to steam, your Anti-Virus programs will fail, and your hardrive will crash and burn. There will be no error report to send.
I have a twisted mind now that I think about it.