Crack Pairings Matchup Table

[Malkar Grumbo]

I've been feeling a little lacking when it comes to my output, so I'll try to make up for it. I haven't got a story, sadly, but I do have the next best thing - a picture! Perfectly work-safe, though rabid old-school Star Trek fans may not want to click...

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In case you were wondering, yes, those are my dolls. And yes, they do cuddle like that. Almost all the time, in fact. I can't help it, they just look so cute together. In my defense, the relationship does make sense as much as any such thing can in a way - both are intelligent, logically-minded, nonhuman humanoids who tend towards verbosity and occasional snarking.

Something interesting I've noticed - not only is V the most popular character for both story and banner, almost everything (meant seriously) involving our favorite androgyne is either sad and emotional or incredibly cute, while often both. It's like V just injects woobie-ness into everything.

Yes, they can have many long conversations using complicated words under the stars. Also as for V, she/he is the village bicycle of the fandom, everyone has a ride eventually.