Crack Pairings Matchup Table

[TheBibliophile]

Bib (can I call you that?), the mitosis is hilarious. So are half-naked, smoking unsavory individuals. I think the idea of a loveless arranged marriage is great - plus it's also entirely plausible, so now we can write ride wride on the village bicycle without Kyrie-guilt. Also, hooray V/H! At long last (because I was too lazy to write something by myself)!

But the grammar (tenses mostly) is a bit inconsistent. The "anyway" at the start of the second paragraph seems pretty out of place.

If you're interested, I can prepare a list of comments and things on the story.

Please do. I would appreciate that mightily.

And yes, you can call me Bib.