The editors of the Digest would like to apologize. It seems some writers decided it would be fun to get drunk before writing their columns. The responsible parties have been fired for not fact-checking.

Reinholdt
Him and Copy Cat are both well and good, simply hiding in the Glass Citadel from the rest of the world. The two cats found eaten were in fact just normal cats.

Vincent
His save file was in fact corrupted. Fortunately he was able to do some chores for money and pay to have it restored. Though it took more time than he would have liked he can finally play again.

Butler
Has had the appearance of death due to Calublufiok draining too much essence too quickly. It has since lightened up and he awoke from his deep sleep, unaware of what happened.

Calublufiok
It is unknown as to what business he attended when he left for a short time. Most likely dealing with stuff on the catpeople estate and his own world.

Squeaky Shoes Man
The collapsing house death was in fact a 3D-esque movie projection generated by rubbing a bag of chips and a bouncy ball together.

Stu
Did in fact get run over by a lawnmower while he was in the ground sleeping. Willing himself back to life takes time don't you know?

"Adam"
It appears no such virus was released at all and the catpeople are fine. The portal between the estate and GLoG was however, closed and not reopened. Rumors are reaching ACRO that Adam has declared the place its own nation of catpeople, Felina.

Quasi-PCs:
Aidan A Phaest
While he is indeed creepily happy due to nanobots, he is not dead. Go figure.
Mean Drone 10
Mean Drones have reappeared in GLoG, continuing to be a security leak.
66666
Around? Perhaps? Still a GLoG member with a mission.