NOOOOOOO! V's androgynous-ness is contagious! Everyone run for your lives!
Also Thor Person Guy, good work, loved reading it. You too Zanaril, loved the way it went from awkward to threesome at the drop of a hat. Also, nice banner Funky Ghoose, you continue to impress.
NOW RUN! THE VAARSUVIUS SYNDROME IS SPREADING!