Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Zanaril]

Wish, command.

Bwahahahaha!

To be honest, I never undersood the whole thing about button position being gender specific.

EDIT: Wait, where's the pairing? Ah, okay. It appears we've evolved or deteriorated into a generic fanfic thread. Which is just fine with me. :D I prefer variety. :D

So much of fanfiction is pairing anyway that even if this was the Fanfiction thread rather than the Crack Pairings thread, people would still come here expecting shipping.