*Comes back after a long absence*

Holy Fruits! I have been gone for a long time. Look at all this great stuff that was done. I better come up with a blanket statement of approval. *ahem*

All of you are masters of the crack fic art! I am not worthy! I bask in the glory of your superior art and writing skills! ALL GLORY TO THE CRACK FIC WRITERS AND ARTISTS!

There, that should cover it.