Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Dra-Goon]

I feel obliged to do this:

First, how to deal with multi-gender-changed characters:

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1x genderchanged = opposite sex
2x genderchanged = same sex, crossdressed as opposite sex
3x genderchanged = opposite sex, crossdressed as same (original) sex
4x genderchanged = confused
5x genderchanged = brain splodes

Supplemental supplemental plot device table, now with added squick

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First, roll to determine which plot device tables to use:

1. plot device table one (original)
2. plot device table two (squick)

Squick table:

1. Roll again for characters table 1 to 4 and use said character's bones as a plot device
2. Malfunctioning belt of gender change - for all your half/half and other hermaphrodite characters
3. Endowment modifier - more than what it says on the package
4. Someone likes experimenting with objects that don't belong in certain places
5. Roll again on character table 1-4; spiritual possession by that character
6. Separated at birth
7. Reptilian endowment modifier - someone is a reptile with definitely mammallian attributes
8. Weapon(s) as penile (or boobastic if female) avatars
9. A swimming pool is involved
10. They're family, but not blood-related
11. Paradoxal relationship - one character is the child of another character despite them being the same age
12. That time of the month (use male version if required)
13. Childhood friend
14. Someone is charmed (as in 'mind-control')
15. Someone is soul-spliced
16. Mini-me - Someone is a child
17. Dismembering love - see Belkar and Buggy Lou for an example
18. Roll again in the original plot device table and in this table
19. Roll again twice in this table
20. Roll again twice in both tables

Buggy Lou needs to be added to the character tables.