Glad you're feeling better. Also glad you're looking for opinions; I love giving ideas that sounds good to me but actually suck.
Sure you already have something for him
Woo, way to go elf dude! ...dude-ett!
*Sigh* You've been putting yourself in danger, Vaarsuvius. + Accent
Hey, what do you know? Redcloak WAS banging the elf. *Meteor Swarm*
Wow! Did you take a level in Bard? That was really dramatic!
What?! Why didn't you tell me, V? I thought you trusted me!
thog not here, silly. don't just go down smiley list
Redcloak is going to be a daddy?
V! You should have told us! If we knew before this...
5 gp says its twins.