Re: Pyrian's Pyrotechnic Pyre of Pyrrhic Pyros with Pyrotic Pythics Random Banter #13
Originally Posted by Phase
Problem: She has never played Bioshock, and has never played anything more exciting than The Sims. She is one of my closest friends and I would be ecstatic. How would I go about convincing her?
...Drug her. Tie her down to a chair, and duct-tape her hands to the controller while the game is turned on?
Originally Posted by Keld Denar
+3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.