Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Aaron]

If you take away a wizard's spellbook and all their spell slots are used up, they're helpless as kittens, right?

You mean helpless kittens like this?

Kittens can slaughter dozens of commoners without breaking a sweat. Wizards without spells can't.

Or that one angry housecat can slaughter one flying mage chick. Compair the tramp's battle damage from comic 520 to 522. Now thats an angry housecat!