Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Cracklord]

@ Cracklord: Clarification, please. Did V or the Slaneesh chick turn into a monster? I know V's hand changed, or was it hir whole body, too?

Morathi turned Vaarsuvius into a daemonhost for a Keeper of Secrets, yes.
More on that, next update. Which will involve Celia and Elan dying (unfortunately), and Belkar dying (and there was much rejoicing. he gets to spend eternity with Belial).

Then I have to write a Roy and Haley pairing, and a V and Zz'Dtri one as well. *Shudder*

Tell me when it stops being coherent.