Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Zanaril]

Stop! Don't blame him for liking something like that. I too liked it.

*Notices mob directing focus on*

But only really the ending, which was kind of exciting. Everything else was utterly redundant and gag worthy over love obsession.

I keep thinking I should actually read it, but I get halfway down the first page and I start feeling nauseous.

Yet somehow I can still tolerate stuff on Fanfiction.net...