God no. My Immortal is well crafted, deep and moving.
Could Stephanie come up with Snap and Lucien doing it in the hallway and Dobby watching?
Could the Twilight writer show Dumbledore in a black, Avril Lavegne robe swearing at random students?
Would Marty McFly randomly appear in Twilight? Of course not.
Could Twilight use the word black over six hundred times in a bit over fourty chapters?