I, myself, had been thinking of superheroes and villains recently, since my friends said that I was evil. I told them to fall into the Sarlaac pit, stole a can of Chicken Broth from them, and repeatedly harassed them. (Note, we were all joking.)
But I came up with the most masterful power...ever!
The Grease Fireman! The power to create Grease Fires at will!

Thriller! The guy with the power to control others using the mighty power of Dance!