Originally Posted by Calinero I'm gonna flaunt my ignorance of 80's power ballads and be the one to ask: what song is Elan parodying? It sounds like Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" to me. Fits the desert theme, too. Start singing from "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride." Also, Mr. Scruffy says: "My haffing will bring you teh painz, monster!"
Done here. Thanks, friends.