Quote Originally Posted by Calinero View Post
I'm gonna flaunt my ignorance of 80's power ballads and be the one to ask: what song is Elan parodying?
It sounds like Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" to me. Fits the desert theme, too.

Start singing from "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride."

Also, Mr. Scruffy says: "My haffing will bring you teh painz, monster!"