I just noticed a very important word in today's comic

[Haven]

Wait wait wait wait. What?

I didn't even know this was an "idea" going around. Being established that Tyrinar is Lawful, and Girard is as chaotic as they come (and hates fascism), this just impossible, even given what little information we have about them, that little bit is enough to dismiss this possibility entirely. What's next, Haley is really Elan's grandma?

It was a pretty good idea before the last two strips. Of course, there's still the (slim) possibility that he had an extreme change of heart since leaving this message.