Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It

[Zanaril]

Black Mage isn't allowed to get any. It's like a multi-versal law. However, this ship could happen in a dream sequence that breaks off just before BM finally scores.

Or he thinks V's a girl, but V's gender turns out to be something so disturbing that it leaves BM crying in the corner.

Kinda like BM's face...


Also, BM did get some once. With his dead doppelganger's corpse.

Thief has photos to prove it.