Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[martinkou]

So I'm relooking at all of the fanart for the thread. I find it creepy how 4/5 of them have Vaarsuvius as the focus. A+V, B+V, AB+V... Though a chart has been made about that, so It's not really my territory...

I want to try my hand at writing and if possible something easy without looking horrible (the dream!). Can someone roll up a sort-of plausible pairing for me?

But don't make it something with a lot of promise because I can guarantee you'd be disappointed.

V is always fun because "it" acts like a male but looks like a female.