Wow! I'm gone for a day, and then everyone starts posting stories again. Great stories everyone.
Hey careful, your scarring all the animal shelter cats away with your "silent" jumping up and down.
And welcome deoxyribose428 and MariVoloSa to the Crack Pairings Thread. The most insane PG-13 rated place in the world.
Ooooo! Oooo! Over here! Over here!
*Waves hand in the hair*
...what? I want to start the new year off happy.
FOR NON-PHYSICS SCIENCE!!!