Originally Posted by
The_Glyphstone
Perform(Dead gnome joke), not perform (dead gnome). All you need is to be able to talk, and you can produce such gems as:
Q:What's better than ten dead gnomes nailed to a tree?
A: One dead gnome nailed to ten trees!
Q: What's the only thing better than that?
A: Same idea, but it's not dead yet!