Quote Originally Posted by The_Glyphstone View Post
Perform(Dead gnome joke), not perform (dead gnome). All you need is to be able to talk, and you can produce such gems as:

Q:What's better than ten dead gnomes nailed to a tree?
A: One dead gnome nailed to ten trees!
Q: What's the only thing better than that?
A: Same idea, but it's not dead yet!
Q: What's the best thing about twenty three year old dead gnomes?
A: There are twenty of them!