Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[Asta Kask]

And why didn't they listen? My respect for them has just fallen even more.

Because they said "She's just repressed. We need to take it out of her so that she can be truly happen."

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A friend of mine told a similar tale. She was 13 and her boyfriend was 14, and they were sitting on the couch holding hands, looking into each others' eyes and saying the sweet words teenagers tend to use at these times.

And then her mother popped in and said "I'm going to bed. By the way, the condoms are in the kitchen, top drawer."

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And then the boy says "I'll... I should probably go now."