What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?

[Pika...]

im pretty sure i cant wish for these, but if i could...

to bother him:
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Apotheo....5e_Epic_Spell)
DM, i go inside, wait for me....

to ruin it for him
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Ending_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
campaign? i dont see a campaign

to give him a headache
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Balefire_(3.5e_Epic_Spell)
wait, but i thought that guy didnt exists,..., but then why is bob still dead?

Linkies no workie.