What would you Wish for if you wanted to make your DM cry?

[Pika...]

Well, there is another one I have secretly REALLY been wanting to try.

Can anyone suggest how they think a DM would react to this one?


"I wish for a lemon cream pie which is ten times Tiamat's size to land right on top of her cream face down."

I never tell players "No, you can't wish for that". I grin evilly and say "Sure, you can wish for that".

It's so much more fun to see the look of uncertainty and terror on their faces.

If you were female and a Floridian I would propose.