Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[Sstoopidtallkid]

You do realize that i eat gnomes right?

I dare you to try it *Licks mouth*

I know you eat gnomes, but it would still disturb you, and would eliminate one more dirty gnome from the world.

And in case you forgot, i'm an epic sorceror, 25 class levels on top of what i already get for being a dragon.

*Puts invisible magic snares all over the floor that will only trigger on non-dragons*

I'm a Kobold, remember? I qualify.