Door #1:
SpoilerLook, it's all fine, I'll just hold a big sandwich luncheon for everyone and they can all go home happy, agreed?
Door #2:
SpoilerThey can take a number. Not the first time I've had gods and an entire army of divine caster out to kill me. With any luck, they'll end up killing each other over who gets to kill me.
Door #3:
SpoilerIt was good role-playing, right? Come on, bonus experience!
"I wish (the DM's significant other's character) would become my (wife/husband, select appropriate) for all eternity."