Eragon, Where Dragons dare

[Cracklord]

Lina Inverse
One of the guards looks confused, but the other raises an eyebrow incredulously. "You were floating." He replies. "We both saw you, nobody is fooled. Look, just go, submit your chit, and then you can do whatever you want." He says, in what he clearly hoped was a reasonable voice.

Bilbo
You are given a seat to the right of Theodric. Placing his enormous girth into his throne, he got comfortable, then called for more wine. A busty serving girl poured him a generous amount, then made to do the same to Bilbo, as well as giving another package of pipe weed to the hobbit.