D&D Philosophy One-Liners

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Lear: How sharper than a serpent's tooth is the same serpent's tooth with frikin GREATER MAGIC FANG +5 CASTED ON IT AGH AGH AGH OWCH -dies-

PETA: Watch out, commoners. Cats will kill you, because they can.

Arthur C. Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Descartes: I've rolled, therefore I am.

Mao: Power grows out of the pages of a spellbook.

Sun Tze: Know thyself and scry thy enemy.