"Level 20 is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at."
- Bruce Lee


It's been a long time since I've laughed so much about a forum thread.
These quotes are my favourites:

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Quote Originally Posted by Thatguyoverther View Post
Socrates/DM: "So you're all in the cave..."
Quote Originally Posted by lostlittlebear View Post
Arthur C. Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
Quote Originally Posted by golentan View Post
Kant: Always act as though affected by a Zone of Truth.

Lamarck: Acquired Templates become Inherited Templates in future generations.
Quote Originally Posted by Eldan View Post
DM: Nietzsche, your character is dead!
Quote Originally Posted by Freshmeat View Post
For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
- Sun Tzu, explaining the concept of the Batman wizard.
Quote Originally Posted by Armoury99 View Post
Confucius: "Do not be ashamed of fumbles and thus make them crimes"

Charles Darwin: "Owlbears? Well, err..."
Quote Originally Posted by Devils_Advocate View Post
"The players are condemned to be free."
- Satre, on sandbox games

"How smart is Vecna, really? Smart enough not to let you know how smart he is."