1. 2010-02-07, 08:29 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #166
    Aaron
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lix Lorn View Post
    Ok, what if you're a vampire?
    Then you use Unholy Brain Bleach.

    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded View Post
    ...What.

    Okay, seriously?! This is some kind of sick joke, isn't it?! PLEASE LET IT BE A SICK JOKE!!!

    No. I want an explicit description of him getting torn apart and burned alive and hung, drawn, and quartered, and his eyes melted and bubbling out of their sockets and his fingernails torn out and getting castrated with a dull rusty fork and I want his death to last weeks.
    ...*grabs puke bucket*
    I pray that it is just a joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverraptor View Post
    What I love is everyone thought he was being serious!
    Umm... According to her cleric tests, she may end up in rehab, if/when it gets any worse.
    Last edited by Aaron; 2010-02-07 at 08:29 PM.
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