am i the only girl on this site?

[Solaris]

Please, it is unsportman-like to use such a gun. Plus, what about the loss of collatoral damage? There is very little.
I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

Feh. Then there's no skill involved. It's just push button, nuclear armaggedon. Back in my day, you had to work at ending the world.

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

No, you can tell I'm not one of you because I don't have any tentacles.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

... Would hanging out too close to a transmitter too often then cause obesity, or simply fission?

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

I'm with Skywalker. Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.