Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template

[Zanaril]

Maybe if you ask real nicely and say the magic word.

Pretty please, with sugar and elves on top?

there're issues with my Internet on my new laptop, so I'm operating mostly from an old desktop meant for my floor's use.

Do you have a USB stick? You could do the writing on your laptop then move it onto the desktop when you need the Internet.

EVERYTHING I write is Epic.

But not as epic as things you're going to write in future. That's the price of improvement.

How wonderful to know that I've made such an impact.

Now all we need to do is gain enough followers to make this stuff canon!

I grin like an idiot at how in-character that would be.

Just think how's he going to react when he first finds out that Reddy got V knocked up!