Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present the crowning glory of all pairings unnatural and nausea inducing:
The Squickie Awards
Lovingly handcrafted by the amazing Lord Herman, this fine statuette will soon be gracing the signature of one lucky Crack Pairing author and hopefully many more as the year progresses.
So to get the ball rolling April's Squickie competition is for a Crack Pairing with an "Easter" theme to it. This could be anything from Haley and Durkon getting it on in bunny outfits or the Eye of Fear and Flame cozying up to a chocolate egg - be creative!
Closing date for the April Squickie is Friday the 23rd April.
Blah Blah Rules Blah Blah
1) Stories are a one-off - no episodic sagas here please.
2) Stories should aim to be *roughly* 300-500 words in length.
3) To be sure that your story is accepted place the following text outside of the spoiler box, in red: This is <Insert Name Here>'s entry for the <Insert Month Here> Squickie Award.
4) Two judges have been confirmed so far and hopefully we'll find a third soon.
5) One entry per person. We mean it. Seriously.
6) The awards will use a "rolling judge" - we find some guy in a wig and shove him down a hill. Failing that, the winner of the award will join the judging panel for the next month.
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