Perhaps the bucket list needs some revision

[Krade]

I for some reason want once in my life to have such a valid reason to put someone in the hospital, that when I beat them silly and the cops show up, they ask why, and tell me to be on my way, because of my totally valid reason.

"Well sir, you see, it really is a funny story. I was walking along, minding my own business, and this dude had the gall to look me in the eyes... What? Not cutting it, huh? Well crap... uh... *Switches to plan B* GTA MADE ME DO IT!!!"