"What did you just say?"

[Kobold-Bard]

I know some people who would say this...

I basically do this (minus moving for the opposite sex). Unless you have a card that says you can take my seat you'll have to drag my dead body out of it to get it.

Ah, the wonders of the Universe. It can make two countries that are no where near each other share a city.

Take a look at an American map. There are so many stolen cities, basically every English town/city has been nicked.

Also New Orleans, which still surprised me despite having New at the start of its name.

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I have heard someoe utter the following line: "I was so drunk last night I think I went full circle and ended up sober again. That's why I'm not hungover".