"What did you just say?"

[Kris Strife]

This isn't something I've heard, but something I've said. And I'm sure it deprived those who listened of more than a few brain cells.

Me: "I did not care for the Godfather."
Everyone who listened: *Dead silence*.

A buddy of mine was in an airsoft rifle store when he said that he'd never seen RoboCop... No less than three of the others inside were about to shoot him, one person left the store to get his airsoft gun from the car.