Getting [Steam]-Rolled 9

[Dogmantra]

So, finally gave in and crafted my engi cap and piss rag (two hats i dont like). Got myself a Mirror (a hat i dont like).

STOP GETTING HATS I LIKE BECAUSE I WANT EITHER THE MIRROR OR FACEMASK.

Curse you is all I'm saying Onasuma. Curse you so hard

Only 30 more scrap metal before I craft my Medic hat. Bet it's the Tyrolean.

Here is a list of things I rage about:
Onasuma getting hats
Bad luck
Not having the Pain Train
The Equaliser
People taking health while I'm a Medic
People taking health packs with the Equaliser out while I'm a Medic so I can't even heal them
Walking into Crockets
Walking into crit pipes
Seeing Spies and getting stabbed by them
Seeing Spies and inexplicably healing them despite knowing they are a Spy
Doing so, then getting stabbed
Seeing crits and dodging into them
Falling off the platforms on Nucleus
People who interrupt Sandvich parties
The Equaliser
People who use the Equaliser
People who get the Equaliser out when you are healing them
People who get the Equaliser out when you are ubering them
People who condone the Equaliser

That is all.