I come bearing gifts; may hilarity ensue :)


Excited girl on phone: "And she was, like, oh my god, and I was, like, oh my god, and it was, like, oh my god. I dunno"
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Boy: "I had a tooth appointment today"
Girl: "So, like, the dentist?"
Boy: "No, the other one, what are they called? Toothocologist"
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Boy eating hot chips: "This tastes like potato and gravy, but without the gravy"
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Girl 1: "I'm like a gypsy"
Girl 2: "What's a gypsy?"
Girl 1: "It's like, um...like a small fairy and elf thing"
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Boy: "Why don't you just use the shortcut on your desktop?"
Girl: "I'm way too busy to use the shortcut"
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Girl talking about less fortunate Third World children: "Why would you work all day for 5c? Just sit at home and watch TV. If the water's brown, why don't you just drink Coke?"
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Girl on phone: "Hi mum, you know how you gave me two slices of bread and a can of tuna for lunch today? It was cat food! I only noticed as I was putting it on my sandwich"
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Girl: "Heeey! I've got $5 in each pocket. Oh wait, it's the same pocket"
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Girl: "I really hate Hannah Montana! She reminds me of Miley Cyrus"
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Girl 1: "So apparently some guy came third in his own look-alike contest"
Girl 2: "So there are people that look more like him than he does?"
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Girl: "Hey, what would you do if I got hit by a tram? Or even, hit by a tram, then nibbled at by a stray dog?"
Guy: "I'd laugh. Then I'd probably point"
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Guy 1: "What is skim milk?"
Guy 2: "It's from a slim cow"