Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
I have a friend who walked around with her long-haired cat like a fur boa. One day she caught a young, very obviously vegan (she had about thirty pins), staring at her with hatred in her eyes. Until the boa's tail suddenly started twitching...
It'd be funny if one of ML's many encounters started this way.

Fir: *is curled up in a ball asleep on Half-Elf Chick's head*

Random but Powerful Vegan or Equivalent: Is that a fur hat?!

Half-Elf Chick: *giggle* Well, yes, in a manner of speaking. More like a Fir hat...

*Vegan doesn't get joke and battle ensues*

Lloyd: *facepalm*