Re: Deth Muncher's Destructive and Meandering Random Banter #141
Originally Posted by Thajocoth
It was one orange, at point blank range. The peel was still on it, and was still on it on the lawn it landed on after bouncing off of my neck. I was walking on the shoulder of the road (I walk to/from the pizza place every day. 35 min walk each way, for the past... just over a month.) They were driving by in the opposite direction. Speed limit's 35, but no one ever does less than 45 on that road, and people who do less than 55 are tailgated, even though it's a residential street, not a highway. (miles per hour) (Long Island has some of the worst drivers anywhere.) Guy was in the passenger side of the truck.
...so it was just a random orange? That sounds... highly coincidental, actually, not like a malicious oranging.
Still, woah, like, what. You don't hear "I was hit by a speeding orange" every day.
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