Quote Originally Posted by Draken View Post
Nicabod's eyes went wide as the goblin horde charged in, because they were many. Really, really many.

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And with that order, the gnomes sprinted the other way, looking for a narrower passage where they could hold a choke, but leaving their two wagons behind.
The Goblins yell as they see the Gnomes running away

"Yes Ah! Need a little scared! I bite my feet!"
"That's right! Run away you little cowards! I'll bite your legs off!"

As the Gnomes make their tactical move, the Goblins are in hot pursuit, screeching their war cry as they approached for the slaughter... that was, until they reached the abandoned wagons.

Being greedy little buggers, they just couldn't pass the chance to score some sweet loot. Of course, the leader doing the important job of guarding the rear came out demanding his larger share of the loot.

"Hey! Here I am! This means that all the *beep* you first!"
Hey! I am the leader around here! That means I get the first pickings!

With that the Goblins start to argue amongst them, about who gets what. Seems they have completley ignored the Gnomes.