> Peer behind the WALL behind you to make sure you're not currently in the APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES.
You're not sure what APERTURE SCIENCE LABORATORIES is, but you're pretty sure you don't want to be there. There's no way you're touching that pretentious WAHL PAINTING though. Not if your life depended on it. Not to mention the NINJA MAIDENS would just replace it before you could get a good look.
Besides, it's not like there's any chance whatsoever it could be hiding anything of any significance. I mean, what kinda braindead loser puts something valuable behind a painting?