> Hack directly into Router, connect with alien life.
Right, time to show off your awesome hacking skills! You'll just cross the blue wire with the...er, you'll re-rout the encoding signals...um.
Okay, you don't know how to hack. There, you said it. You'll just have to follow the instructions and do the job you came to do.
Bo-ring. This is why you play video games. Why can't real life have anything interesting in it?
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