Coidzor, what, you didn't expect the owners to live in it in the summer without a/c, did you? No, they wised up!
Pardon me while I decide what I hate more, you, or earwigs. (Pluck.) (Scream like a girl!) (Shake off earwigs so fast they break local speeding ordinances.)
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Homesick for decent barbecue. Going to try to brew up some mustard-based barbecue sauce and, if good, drown a chunk of meat in it. Wish me luck and the mystical ability to make biscuits (American biscuits! Not "cookies"!) outside of their home territory.