Coidzor, what, you didn't expect the owners to live in it in the summer without a/c, did you? No, they wised up!

Quote Originally Posted by Starfols View Post
You have displeased the farm gods!

As punishment, you must detassel the corn. All of it.
Pardon me while I decide what I hate more, you, or earwigs. (Pluck.) (Scream like a girl!) (Shake off earwigs so fast they break local speeding ordinances.)

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Homesick for decent barbecue. Going to try to brew up some mustard-based barbecue sauce and, if good, drown a chunk of meat in it. Wish me luck and the mystical ability to make biscuits (American biscuits! Not "cookies"!) outside of their home territory.