A Thread in Which Banter Most Random is Expulsed Into Existence, By Ravens_cry #142

[Thajocoth]

As ingenious as that idea is, some of us aren't too keen on keeping fire. Crazy, I know. Still, maybe I should try that some time.

What do I keep a fire in, anyway? Say, a fish tank?

Well, if you're going to keep it around... They do make good pets, but they need to eat very often. They like to eat everything though... Gotta train them with a water gun, like you do for a cat. I'm sure you could find a place for fire somewhere.