Quote Originally Posted by happyturtle View Post
I was in Virginia visiting family.

And you can always say that a henchmen misunderstood Jack's orders and told Darcy to deliver the original Abigail.

Speaking of Darcy, I'm a little surprised Jack isn't taking the opportunity to do unspeakable things to her.
Feels like a shoddy explanation, but... alright.

The henchman in question probably died in the blast, anyway. All the better for him. Jack would probably get pissy.

And as for your final comment, I reitirate horngeek's expression:

Well, though he may seem like one sick ****, Jack always does things for a reason. So no, random... ah, let's just stick to 'unspeakable things' are not on his list of things to do.

And yes, according to the community that came up with the concept, Dipsnig, Jack can... do unspeakable things. Weird, amirite?